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gumbat

A gumbat is a simple design which can be reinterpreted in many ways.

In essence, a gumbat is a large piece of stick (a bat) covered in gum (preferably post-chewed, bubbalicious works best).

A gumbat is the most efficient of weapons because whilst one is beating an invidiual with the said bat, the gum will effectively rip off all of their body hair.
Sarah: THAT HOE IS TALKING TO MY MAN!
Suz: take a fucking gumbat to her nappy-headed skull.

or, in more colloquial language

Bob: That math test was so hard, I felt like someone was beating me with a gumbat throughout the whole thing.
by Sophie S May 21, 2007
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Battle Mountain gumball

When quarter-machine-gumballs are used as anal-beads and then chewed after used.
That bitch wouldn't have a bubble blowing contest with me after we got done using the Battle Mountain gumballs.
by grizzlygibb September 27, 2009
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gumball situation

Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.

Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.
Hey this gumball situation movement is a real gumball situation.
by Elise and Co. May 30, 2008
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gumbashato

When you get mad in front of your parents. U would use this safe curse word meaning All curse words it’s can be used anytime anywhere.
*in front Of parent* He stumps his toe “gumbashato”
by Gedo Fua Nola October 17, 2017
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Grumbance

A word created by patrons C, J & T - at Kavasutra Kava Bar in Lake Worth Florida March, 29 2019.
After taking a second look at her, I realized she was in fact, an utter grumbance

The show was surprisingly a grumbance

After a win like that, an overwhelming sense of grumbance takes hold.

I have a mild grumbance

A good investment is a grumbance, a bad investment is a grumbance.

When setting a goal, imagine the grumbance to come.
by SyynCeption March 29, 2019
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Gumball Watterson

Joe: Hey, have you seen Gumball Watterson from TAWOG?
Jack: Isn't he that blue cat?
by romansuperdestroyer November 7, 2019
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Gumball Machine

A sex thing in which you put your balls in her butt, then put a quarter in her slot, then she pops out the balls.
My chick pushed to hard when i was gumballing her and she took a dump.

I jizzed when i gumballed my girl.

Gumball Machine is my favorite sex thing to do.
by POWERtehPIMP April 28, 2008
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