geetar

an instrument that one plays. Also known as a guitar.

dude, you gotta see me new geetar!

by noname April 29, 2004

Geetard

n: A complete fool for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. These fans are complete dorks over the man and are usually quite proud of it. Some of them idolize him as either their savior or hero, but most of them are simply madly in love with him.

Quote of a classic Geetard: "OH my Geesus, "Thank You For The Venom", the live version on the Life On The Murder Scene CD... Gerard at the very beginning, he like screams all dark and scary "THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM!!!" and then he's like "OPEN UP THOSE FUCKING MOSH PITS RIGHT NOW!!! OPEN IT UP!!!" And then at the end... he GROWLS... I pretty much had a soundgasm. He's so beautiful."

by MC Bella December 9, 2008

Geeta Randi

The Biggest Randi (prostitute) of the world presently working at V.V.H.S (Ve Vill Have Sex) School in India. Sucks Thousands of Dicks every day.

Neem ki patti kadvi hai
geeta nair randi hai

Ek Jalebi tel mein
Geeta Randi jail mein
Jail me aaya bhoot
Randi ki maa ki chut

by asskicker420 January 1, 2010

geetard

gerard way with bleached blonde hair.

Gerard is a geetard for bleaching his hair.

by brooke acker September 8, 2006

Geetar

The *cough* cool *cough* way to say guitar

Guy 1 - Wanna play GEETAR Hero with me?
Guy 2 - Dude, you're sad. It's GUITAR.
Guy 1 - No no no, I'm cool. I say GEETAR!

by DownloadThisSong February 13, 2008

Geeta

Doing a “Geeta” is when a person, seemingly without control, bodily reacts in a manner which can generally be considered aggressively clumsy or fearful for their life

My friend got Geeta’d when I dropped something near her

by BatmanAndSocrates September 6, 2020

geetard

another word for tard; gee is the sound that tards make, or more generally the sound of society

Why you bein' such a geetard today?
Society is made up of nothing but a bunch of geetards.

by squilliam November 24, 2006