Gelon

An iron golem shaped gummy that tastes like melons

Person 1: You should try these gelons! They taste like melons!
Person 2: Ooh! Let me have some!

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap June 12, 2021

van-gabonds

2 people that live out of a van and own more than 1 cat and have no place to live permanently.

an upgraded vagabond vocabulary use for 2017 recession

wow check out those van-gabonds... wait what the fuck... they have more than one cat in that van!?

by ApartmentDweller September 5, 2017

Gibon

A fucking dumb and rich idiot person that thinks all stuff comes to him and treats everybody else like they are inferior to him.Usually uses slaves (low personality people) for purchasing food
He always thinks that he's the funniest guy, but he also does solve his problems by force, thinking that will impress all girls around, who also think that he's stupid as shit.
He doesn't realize that he's whack, and all the people around thinks of him as a germ.
He can`t spell to many words correctly as he never read a book, but in his opinion he is too smart

Yo watch this my garage is full of cars!

Hey go buy me some donuts!
But is in the middle of math class!
Who cares i`m rich.
What a Gibon.

by Noradon April 9, 2009

Gerontophobia

the morbid fear and dislike of old people

After travelling to San Francisco in a Volkswagon Beetle from New York with his great grand-father Dale developed gerontophobia..

by whoCares October 27, 2003

German Geronimo

Receiving a blowjob while having your head shaved.

Spaz received a German Geronimo at a very shady, yet surprisingly serviceable barber shop.

by SlimGravy February 8, 2008

Getonis

Normally an albanian boy, which is quite good in maths

Yoo Getonis, help me in maths!

by milfhunter1 September 7, 2022

gerontophilia

A sexual attraction to old people.
From Greek "geronto" meaning old and "philia" meaning attraction.

Catherine Zeta Jones' gerontophilia renders her an easy target for Michael Douglas.

by Alex Cojocaru September 10, 2007