Gruffnut

The clotting of anal hair due to the application of excrement.

Oooooo I don't think I wiped properly I've got gruffnuts hangin out of my posterior

by Dave T October 26, 2003

Gaffox

When a Fox News commentato­r "accidenta­lly" tells the truth. A variation of "gaffe", as when a politician accidental­ly tells the truth.

When Chris Wallace of Fox News Sunday asked GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann, "Are you a flake?", it was really a rhetorical question, i.e., a statement in the form of a question. Wallace was hastily forced to apologize for his "gaffox".

by WisconsinWordsmith2 June 29, 2011

wreck the gaff

In Dublin slang it means a night of mayhem. Gaff means house, therefore by the end of the night of drinking/taking drugs/ talking rubbish to people you don't know, the house or flat will have been destroyed. You must say it in a grating working class Dublin accent for full effect. Since Dublin clubs close ridiculously early, people are forced to gather in someone's house or flat (often someone they don't know at all but that's not important) and drink and take drugs until a) everything is gone b) they pass out or sometimes c) wait until the off licences open the next day so they can start wrecking the gaff even more.

It was a great night, we wrecked the gaff.

We went to some bird's house in Tallaght, totally wrecked the gaff.
Come over, we're gonna wreck the gaff!

by Lastika May 14, 2010

Jim Gaffigan

An absolutely hilarious comedian. He is also in some really good movies, including Super Troopers, Igby Goes Down, and The Great New Wonderful, among others.

Jim Gaffigan is brilliant!

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Gaffled

being taken advantage of, tricked, bamboozled, swindled, or basically just fucked with purposefully

Damn dude you got gaffled at the club when you spent $50 to get in and I spent $20.

That punk gaffled me out of 20 dollars.

Uncle Sam gaffles me everytime I have to pay my taxes.

by Nom de plume October 27, 2004

Gravy Guff

A smell that cannot be defined, yet is horrid and lingers.

'Cor, it reeks in 'ere of gravy guff.'

by Lady Schwarz May 15, 2010

GAFFLE

To rip someone off,To get someones money by deceit.To scam someone for thier money by creating a ploy.To get over on a person or persons.
Its an old slang term used in the early part of the 20th century.Depicted in the movie "The Sting".
It was picked up again in the Bay Area in the 1980's(mainly Oakland I believe)

The 3 con artists got together to figure out a way to gaffle the tourists at Jack London square of thier money.
"How about 3 card monty one of them says to the others"?"Yea" another agrees,"these suckers will fall for anything". It should be easy to gaffle these fools the 3rd says.

by Jungle June 18, 2006