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Get the Logan garth mug.A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.
Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!
Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!
Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.
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A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.
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Get the Gareth Rees Chat mug.gabstract an artistic way of seeing things. A style of drawing, painting or dressing that is obviously different, like the Gabby girl...she loves to talk about about different ways of looking at things. A person who sees life in Kaleidoscope vision as apposed to Rose Colored glasses
Did you see that outfit that girl had on? ya, it was way gabstract...totally looked like something a gabby girl would wear. gabstract: OMG I never thought Dotties apartment would look like that...Those paintings and the curtains were so gabstract, like abstract on steroids
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