gagortion

abortion. Mispronounced as if by a child. Etymology: "Mr. Show with Bob and David." A small child (Bob) enters a room where a doctor tells his mother 'you can't have an abortion, your son is already four years old.'

The child then asks, "what's a gagortion?"

Your mom said she wishes she had a gagortion.

by Ken Noisewater April 30, 2008

gago

An ancient, obsolete term for the head of the penis.

Kinagat ng babaylan ang gago ng datu.

by Fernando Gago April 1, 2007

Gagoosh

1) A general exclamation upon happenstance viewing of an enormous, lippy vagina.

2) What one would say upon viewing surprise pictures of your friend's girlfriend's puffy red snapper.

Wow, Sam. These are great pics of your vacation! I like this one of your girlfriend on the beach...oh my...gaGOOSH!!

by Gagoosh March 2, 2005

gagor

Ga-gor: Acronym. "Get A Grip On Reality." Used to make people get back on the right track when speaking, acting, or thinking.

Dude, you seriously need to gagor

by Mr. Saint May 21, 2005

Gagorchious

Used when ur flirting with a girl as if you were calling her rude or mean

Girl - You play too much

Guy - Stop being gagorchious jit

by ah ah ahhh March 22, 2021

Matthew gakowski

Matthew gakowski is fit, attractive, talented and very good looking. Matthew can be known a player but once he finds the perfect girl he is solid. People love being around him. He has a great sense of style and is very nice. Some people say that they want to be like him. Sometimes he can be stubborn but very fair. He is easy to make friends with and is A great traveler. He is talented at sports such as running and NRL. He can make A great husband/boyfriend/guyfriend. Once you find A Matthew don't let him go. He is A dear devil and always tries to impress. He looks tough and solid but inside he is A nice and warm guy. He treats everyone equally. If someone gets on his nerves than he doesn't forgive easily but is one for drama. He is A great guy and never let him go.

Matthew is cool

matthew is A solid guy

He's single back off butches he's mine.

Matthew gakowski- means light from the Vally

Ma-th-you is the way to say it

by Mattisthebest1234 December 22, 2018

Oswaldo-Gago

The suavest most artisanal man to grace this plane of existence. Oswaldo Gago grew up in Nicaragua where he fought off the witches and chupacabra's to defend his village and save his people. Later in life he moved to the new land (Florida) where he would start fresh and capture the hearts of a new species of humans and everything around him. To be "Oswaldo Gago" means to be not only the coolest guy around, but the type of guy James Bond and John Wick want to be when they grow up. There isn't a guy around more fly than Oswaldo Gago. As men we can only hope to one day become Oswaldo Gago.

Damn have you seen dorky Tony recently? He's become such an Oswaldo-Gago since I've last seen him! The ladies can't stay away from him!

by Quasar Queef October 16, 2018