Fun uncle-noun
Wow, thank god my funcles Noah and Benjamin came to this party. Now we can finally have a good time!
by The third funcle December 30, 2018
Get the Funcle mug.Nate went out every night this week and got totally shit faced. He still got to work the next morning at 8... He's a functioning alcoholic
by Tater tot 5190 June 30, 2014
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One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush
Everything George W. Bush said during his speeches.
Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.
Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.
by CoUnMe April 21, 2010
Get the Functioning Retard mug.A phone call lasting about 10 seconds on usual and characterized by brief content, consisting of 3 essential parts:
1. Question
2. Answer
3. Hangup
A greeting and a farewell may or may not be included, depending on the situation as well as the callee.
The most important feature of a function call is the absolute lack of smalltalk. Omitting the usual "so what's up" part makes the conversation brief, effective and usually both less time- and cash-consuming compared to texting.
On the other hand, this fact may render function calling incompatible with most women due to their natural chitchat and gossip requirements.
The name is derived from the programming jargon due to the similarities to calling a function in a programming language, which usually includes specifying parameters and obtaining some kind of return value, close to immediately.
1. Question
2. Answer
3. Hangup
A greeting and a farewell may or may not be included, depending on the situation as well as the callee.
The most important feature of a function call is the absolute lack of smalltalk. Omitting the usual "so what's up" part makes the conversation brief, effective and usually both less time- and cash-consuming compared to texting.
On the other hand, this fact may render function calling incompatible with most women due to their natural chitchat and gossip requirements.
The name is derived from the programming jargon due to the similarities to calling a function in a programming language, which usually includes specifying parameters and obtaining some kind of return value, close to immediately.
by Kosashi January 31, 2009
Get the function call mug.A person that is hot enough that you would like to fuck them and in the same time annoying enough that you would like to punch them in the face.
- This greg is really fit! but I hate his annoying laugh! he is so funchable!
- Man how hot is Julie?! Too bad she won't shut up about her new shoes! she is just funchable as hell!
- Man how hot is Julie?! Too bad she won't shut up about her new shoes! she is just funchable as hell!
by beri sax December 19, 2022
Get the Funchable mug.A person that has an addiction whether it be to alcohol or drugs and still able to maintain a "normal" life.
My boyfriend is a functioning addict. He can drink from the time he wakes up until the time he goes to bed and still is able to go to work.
by I Can Be Your Cutie April 12, 2008
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Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.
People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
by Brett319 June 17, 2008
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