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fucknastic 

BOB: Dude that weed was fucknastic!

ROB: That wasn't weed dumb fuck it was oregano..

BOB: Oh :'~(
fucknastic by Regan Lee:D July 12, 2009

dog and fucksters 

We are going to dog and fucksters
dog and fucksters by Sidemann August 12, 2018

Fuckenstein 

King of monstrously fucking up in a "you blew it dude" sorta way.
Your friend pisses himself trying to get some from a hot chick.

You say "Fuckenstein, you need a mop"
Fuckenstein by Gothic April 29, 2005

fucktarted 

the shorter way for saying fucking retarted or fucked up and retarted

describing a really really stupid or annoying ass person

shorter version:
fucktard
"they are fucktarted"
"ahh this shit is fucktarted"
"your a fucktard sometimes"

fuckastrated

1) To demonstrate a sexual act,
2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)
1) "Just allow me to fuckastrate the proper technique of cunnulingus..."
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"

fuckbasket 

(n.) Imbecile; dumbass. See also: "dildo," "douchebag," "beata."
Wow, you really are a fuckbasket!
fuckbasket by CrunkDawg November 3, 2003