1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.
Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup
Ant: jack shit
Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup
Ant: jack shit
1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.
2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.
3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.
2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.
3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.
by Marc December 11, 2003
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"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"
"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"
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"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
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the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.
the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.
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Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?
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