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by YouRobo June 16, 2013
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fuckton

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit
1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.
by Marc December 11, 2003
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metric fucktonne

Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes
"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"
"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"
"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
by SyxPak October 15, 2003
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Funktion

1. Holidng a function (ie. party) whilst funk music is playing in the background.

2. Solving a function (ie. mathematical) whilst funk music is playing in the background.
Chris: 'Woah, that funktion was pretty wild last night'
by AOL! Are you serious?! April 25, 2011
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fuckation

A vacation with your FWB (preferably somewhere tropical) where you plan to do nothing but have sex, drink, and lay on the beach.
Next week I'm heading to Jamaica for a fuckation with that booty call I met last month.
by spinnster December 23, 2008
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Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.
Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*
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Urban Fucktionary

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary
Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009
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