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Fucktionary

A dictionary that has only words relating to the practice of sexual intercourse.
"GUYS! I NEED TO DEFINE THIS WORD! WHERE'S THE FUCKTIONARY?!"

Or

Kid 1: "Guys, what's a clitoris?"
Everyone in the world: "GET THAT KID A FUCKTIONARY!"
Fucktionary by Seiboobanigav November 16, 2010

fucktifano 

or in other words "fucked if i know" when u say it in a scottish accent it all comes together wee call this phrase the wee italian guy
what are u doing 2nite?
fucktifano
u mean the wee italian guy?

which means i don't have a clue

Fucktifano 

the good old italian we blame wen we cannae find anyhin fucktifano
wherd you put at spanner?

the iltalian stole it
Whit? fucktifano stol it
Fucktifano by Tam shank ;) February 21, 2009

fuckinamos 

That hippo is a fuckinamos
fuckinamos by mymilkshakes111 January 17, 2011

Fucktionable

Somebody who is attractive and worthy of carnal engament. Purely on a practice basis.
I saw a girl at a bar and she was very fucktionable.
Fucktionable by Objets trouvés March 25, 2017

Fucktional

When shits not functional it's fucktional. Fucktional when you gotta grab a tool talk dirty to it slap it around finger it a lil just to get it to work
Work was work again today everything was fucktional couldn't get shit done