fuckathlon

A really long sexual act

A: Man, you look great today.
B: Well, that surprises me, I had five hour fuckathlon yesterday.

by MaisonDahlBonnema January 22, 2009

Fucktackle

Word used by a football fan whose Quarterback is Brett Favre after Favre throws yet another interception to lose a playoff game.

"Fucking Interception! Are you fucking kidding me?! OH MY FUCKTACKLE!"

by dldearinIUPUI February 1, 2010

Fuckstache

When a guy with a fierce 5:00 shadow engages in a sexual situation with a woman where he has pationately kissed her lips for such a period of time that his scruffy mustache has unknowingly given the female an extremely tender crusty abrasion or pink strawberry on her upper lip, hence the term fuckstache.

"Looks like someone came home with a fuckstache!"

"Ewww girl that fuckstache looks like a bleeder.."

"Don't kiss me! My fuckstache is super tender!"

by Fashtastic Me January 19, 2014

Fuckoath

the Combination of the two words fuck and oath to create one superior word. It’s a mad way to agree with something.

Oi Sharon I’ll give ya 20 bucks for a blowy!
Fuckoath 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

by daddybraddy September 23, 2019

fucktascular

It’s fucking fantastic and spectacular…it’s fucktascular!

Fucktascular! I thought no fucking way will anyone consider buying something soooo fucking fucked. I mean, fuuuuuuuuuck….but thanks to your fucker management skills and online sales savvy, you unfucked a little piece of this fucked up fuckery I’m fucking stuck in cuz I keep fucking up. How fucked am I, right? It’s so fucking far beyond the most fucked fucker’s fuckedupness that you can’t fucking imagine. Its the fuck of all fucks that ever were, are or will be. Holy mother fucking fuck. Fuck that! I know…WTAF? I’m way too fucked. Fuck me for still giving a fuck cuz now I’m almost out of fucks to give, which is pretty fucking fucked. But fuck it! I’m fifty kinds of fucked plus a million more, and that? That, my fucking friend is what makes this fucking amazing thing you did all the more fucktascular.

by kissmintz January 13, 2023

Fuckstache

Of or pertaining to the styling of ridiculous, filthy and generally inappropriate facial lip hair...See, any one of America's fine motorcyle cops.

"Hey James, when are you going to shave off that ticklin' fuckstache?"

by Karch December 25, 2003

fuckbitch

a combination of the terms fuckboy and basic bitch. Someone who is or tries to be a fuckboy while also being so basic that they are the lowest common denominator of a bitch. A gender neutral term for someone both obnoxious and stupid.

Damn. Morgan as a trans guy is a fuckboy, and now he's drinking Starbucks like a basic bitch...he must be a rare, new breed of fuckbitch.

by Morganthefuckbitch January 22, 2020