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fuckress

A fuckress is a female who has had a rubber/metal penis sewn into her genetial area and is accused for rape of men. Most often they are buff, jacked, and unattractive which makes the experience all the more unpleasent. They like to leave marks which identifys their own unique fucking, such as Daniel Crooksin, she fucked holes through necks as she stuck her 12 inch steel penis in and through their mouths. She would do this after she savagly raped their bloody bums.
Did you see that lady in the paper! That fuckress got my husband! She raped him so hard I could barley tell he had a butt afterwards. I wish that bitch was lesbian so she would fuck me. mmmmmmmm
by The fuck machine February 8, 2005
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Fuck Mess

This phrase is used to refer to hair that disheveled beyond belief -- for instance, after a particularly crazy fuck session. It was inspired by the beehive fuck mess hair of Amy Winehouse. It take "bed head" to a whole new level. It can also refer to your general appearance after sexual activity when euphoria eclipses vanity.
Damn, my hair is a total fuck mess; I look like Amy Winehouse.
by eviljen July 11, 2011
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shit-slop-fuck-mess

This is simular to shut up the fuck, as it was originally used in a fit of rage to describe an unkept room.
Hey! Get up! Quit laying around in your shit-slop-fuck-mess and clean up this shithole!
by gordoncharly August 11, 2006
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fuckless

A meaning for a virgin who will never get fucked even if he were the last man on Earth.
I think that Morris is a fuckless old man.
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fuckcessful

(adj.) having achieved a sexual aim or purpose
Bro, I had a crazy fuckcessful night. I got a random blowie AND laid twice!
by bigtut April 5, 2011
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Fat fuckness

To be so fat that it’s fucked
I worked the fat fuckness out of me today
by Calamari sauce August 5, 2020
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Fuckless you

Opposite of fuck you, meaning that you want no sexual contact with that person. When someone says fuck you, that of say "yeah you'd like that". Fuckless you tells the person to fuck off without wanting to actually fuck them.
by 10-37 July 27, 2010
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