Fondler on the roof

Not to be confused with the famous musical "Fiddler on the roof". Fondler on the roof involves the action of touching your own or another individual's genitalia on the roof of an apartment, house, dwelling etc.

Instead of watching Fiddler on the Roof I decided to play "Fondler on the roof" with Jimmy!

by FondleKING10000 March 4, 2011

schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

Federal Fondle

To be subjected to an enhanced 'pat down' by federal TSA cronies at the airport.

Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."

Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"

by whev November 20, 2010

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.

Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

by Flogendorf July 24, 2012

Idiot Fonde

One of if not the ugliest human beings ever created. This idiot Fonde dead looks like a sloth and has horse shit for breath and also lets not forget about how your eyebrows are longer than your haircut and one last thing, NICE BRACES!

Oh look it’s the ugliest kid ever, idiot Fonde.

by Luther1 April 8, 2019

turd-fondler

The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.

Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.

by Martin Burns April 27, 2006

jane fonda

Sexual intercourse between a man and two women, a threesome.

(As in the Mickey Avalon song of the same name.)

I know you want to do the jane fonda.

by anonymous February 11, 2006