fondl 

verb. 1) to stalk someone and claim that you are a victim when you are called out on it.

2) to be a victim by proxy.

3) to cut oneself for attention.

1) "Tricia is all about the fondl. She can't just leave it alone that someone doesn't like that she slept with Mary's boyfriend and talked about it publicly."

2) "Laney had nothing to do with this! She is fondl-ing this for all it's worth, which isn't much."

3) "Lori fondl'd herself again last night. She's cut up her arms like a virginia ham."

fondl by Azyre March 12, 2009

Fonding 

Verb;

The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them.

Hey, did you see Louis fonding over Harry like that. He's so in love

Fonding by charlotte_azar December 1, 2016

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.

This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Fondling Father by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023

fond of the grog 

This is an old saying describing a love of strong alcoholic drinks. Grog was a Royal Navy term for rum often mixed with water and lime, one of the world's first cocktails, circa 1800.

The lads from Vanderbilt were fond of the grog!

fond of the grog by I, Wreckerrr March 28, 2017

Fondue

What Steve Rogers believed to be sex

"How do I know you and Stark haven't been finding?"
---------------------------------------------------
"Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend."

Fondue by CIL BARNETT May 15, 2016

Sniz & Fondue 

Sniz & Fondue - was a series of animated shorts originally appearing on the first three seasons of the animation-anthology series KaBlam! on the American cable television network Nickelodeon.

The series is about the day-to-day lives of two otter roommates, Sniz and Fondue. Sniz is hyperactive and playfully impulsive, traits that resulted in trouble for himself and his roommate, Fondue. Sniz sports a lime-green Mohawk haircut. Fondue was generally nervous as a result of Sniz's craziness, which resulted in him being on his guard. Fondue sports a blue chef's hat. They live with two other roommates, Snuppa and Bianca.

Sniz & Fondue

Original network Nickelodeon : (1996-1998)
Original release : October 11, 1996 – October 25, 1998
Created by : Mike R. Brandon

Sniz & Fondue by Blu_leef December 6, 2022

fondilering 

Behaving in the manner of Matt "The Porcelain Punisher" Fondiler of Carolla Digital, and the podcasts the Adam Carolla Show," "Ace on the House," and "Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend." Examples include showering with your back to the shower nozzle, or, after a shower, wearing your towel in an unusually high position on one's stomach (aka, Tummy Towel).

"I caught a glimpse of Gary after his shower this morning. He was Fondilering it with that tummy towel!"

fondilering by Lurksalot December 19, 2013