Male 1: Ayo dawg, check out my La coux Floof. *runs hand over scalp*
Person: *dies due to swag-loss*
Person: *dies due to swag-loss*
by HarlandTheFirst October 7, 2021
Get the La coux Floof mug.To untie someones shoe lace while they are'nt looking. So they get pissed off and have to retie it.
Repeat to annoy.
Repeat to annoy.
by Jukeboxherooooo April 22, 2008
Get the Flom mug.To restore to fullness by preening, combing, brushing, using fingers to rake, or some other form of physical manipulation.
Examples are: to floof up a flat spot in a friend's hair.
To floof a blanket or bed spread by giving it a few shakes.
To sock a flat pillow a few times to re-floof it.
To straighten the artificial branches on a Christmas tree during assembly, so that it resembles an actual tree and not a scraggly corn stalk thing.
To adjust one's breasts or genitalia when they are in uncomfortable confinement.
To floof a blanket or bed spread by giving it a few shakes.
To sock a flat pillow a few times to re-floof it.
To straighten the artificial branches on a Christmas tree during assembly, so that it resembles an actual tree and not a scraggly corn stalk thing.
To adjust one's breasts or genitalia when they are in uncomfortable confinement.
by Bakerybum December 7, 2012
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The complicated love and affection shared between two straight females.
Females who spend so much time together their periods are synced.
The complicated love and affection shared between two straight females.
Females who spend so much time together their periods are synced.
Angus: My girl spends so much time with with her friends she has no time for me.
Alex: Yeah, they totally have an Aunt Flomance.
Alex: Yeah, they totally have an Aunt Flomance.
by caityk February 5, 2010
Get the Aunt Flomance mug.The word screamed by chickens when gangsta ninjas jump out of their cabs from rack city, sent by beyonce because the chickens ninjas are single ladies and the chickens didnt put a ring on it!
pronounced- Flom-lock
pronounced- Flom-lock
Ninja: Heeeeeyaaaaaa i got you tasty chicken
Chicken: Ima chicken and im tasty
Ninja *POW*
Chicken: flomlach
Chicken: Ima chicken and im tasty
Ninja *POW*
Chicken: flomlach
by chicken ninja 123 August 31, 2012
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Get the Floft mug.The greatest small town in America. The town's main activities consist of consuming large amounts of alcohol on a creek bank. Mainly, due to the lack of anything better to do. More than half of the town's residents have been to jail on a charge related to drinking and/or drugs. 70% of the female population are whores. 30% will have at least one baby before the age of 21.
by lidgefromflomaton August 13, 2008
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