flomf

flomf
v. flomfed, flomf·ing, flomfs
v.tr.
1. the act of vigorously penetrating a wet pussy with a hard cock
2. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
n.
1. An act of sexual intercourse.
2. A partner in sexual intercourse.
3. A despised person.
4. Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?
interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
(Originated in 2006, straight outta Watsonville)

While sitting in the car and comtemplating of fun things to do, Lorena told Ray, "Let's just go to my apartment and flomf."
"Motherflomfer!"

by LorenaG January 24, 2007

Flofa

A floating sofa!

Just chilling on the flofa havin' a brewski

by Riverunner September 29, 2017

Floaf

When a cat sits in a position so it looks like it has no limbs and takes a fluffy loaf-like form. Can also be used as a verb.

"Look at that floaf right there. Totally majestic."
or
"Cats are the cutest when they floaf."

by Conchiepuff June 20, 2017

flompo

A very fat female step daughter.

Step Dad: Did you see Cassandra walk in the house and just maul the fridge?
Jim: Yes, she is a real flompo.

by Nard Smasher May 9, 2011

Floof Fansen

The correct spelling of the current Nightwish vocalist, often misspelled as “Floor Jansen”.

Tarja Turunen and Anette Olzon were better in Nightwish than Floof Fansen.

by Agent Peach February 15, 2021

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

Floof

Mainly foxes, but used to describe any animal or object that is big and fluffy. Such examples include Pomeranians, Shiba Inus, Corgis, Maine Coons, Himalayans, male lions (mane), rabbits, chinchillas, afros, pillows, whipped cream, and others. It can also be used to substitute certain words in common phrases.

"That floof is so cute!" he said while staring at a red fox.
"How the floof did he manage to do that?!"
"What the floof?"
"Are you floofin' kidding me?!"
"Do you want to visit the fox village in Japan?" "Yes, I must hug every single floof there! ALL THE FLOOFS!"

by LilMilo May 6, 2018