Flex

Showing off your valuables in a non-humble way

Man 1: *drops wallet* shiiiit looks like my 2 bands fell out of my wallet
Man 2: dont be flexing on me like that nigga

by xD-anomaly-Dx July 30, 2017

Chronic Flex

A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.

Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"

Example 2
"I'm vegan."

Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."

by NoviceEnrique October 31, 2018

untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

2 shield flex

Winning a game in Pokemon Go's GBL (Go Battle League) with 2 shields remaining.

Friend: How's that new Great League team of yours?

Pokémon GO Addict: It was amazing! I went 21-4 today and even got a 2 shield flex!

by MathWizard534 May 4, 2022

weird flex

When a nigga brags about something he shouldn't brag about.

"You seen Shaniqua's post on Twitter about cheating on her boyfriend with 10 other dudes? Weird flex but okay."

by zikinjola October 16, 2018

flexible elbow

The ability to lift alcoholic drinks to your mouth on a rapid basis.

Randy was pounding Miller Genuine Drafts last night. He had a very flexible elbow

by ryguy77 December 24, 2019

Flex offender

Definition: A flex offender is a person who has committed a flexual crime. Flex offenders can be classified as someone wearing to much overpriced clothing, or flaunting their bodies around to much. If you see a flex offender or suspect someone of flex offending don't hesitate to call someone.

Example: Johnny looks like a straight flex offender with all that Supreme gear

by Nateg123 November 27, 2017