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Flush and flee

To defecate in a public toilet, then flush only to see the water level rise, then cheese it without doing anything to remedy the situation.
I had to complain to the Denny's manager after I went to the men's room and discovered the floor wet and vile stench of feces. Some asshole pulled the old flush and flee.
by Red001 April 21, 2015
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Finish and flee

When you’re having sex with a married woman and her husband comes home, so you try to finish before he catches you.
Alex was banging a married woman when all of a sudden he heard footsteps. Thus he proceeded to finish and flee
by KurtiSafc July 11, 2019
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Fleabagging

To serially date people who just aren’t good for you.
Seriously??? Are you really fleabagging it with John??
by Rocks2875 January 21, 2020
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Fleece Johnson

The legendary Booty Warrior of the Kentucky maximum penitentiary systems. Fleece Johnson was most active in destroying booty's during the 70's and 80's, when prison security was more lax. The Booty Warrior told reporters the importance of a man's butt in the prison system, and how it's importance supersedes even that of water and food. He is known for his straight forward advances toward young booties that catch his eye. During his prime, not even the security guards were invulnerable to his sexual desires.
Fleece Johnson: "You come here. Ima tell you what. I like ya...and I want cha...and uh, we can do this this the easy way or the hard way. It's your choice."

Anal Virgin Inmate: Yes.
by Jman1928 December 22, 2010
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Feeble burrito

When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.
Damn Nick, you just put Levi into a feeble burrito. SLOTH KIll!
by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010
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feebagger

1. refers to an airline that charges a fee for checked bags, while decreasing the size of their overhead bins to force you into checking luggage.
A-Airlines is such a feebagger, they charged me a fee to check my bags, to use the bathroom, and even to look out the window.
by Fotofly November 30, 2010
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fleeced

Being cheated out of belongings
I paid too much for the car. I got fleeced.
by James December 4, 2003
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