flagella

Hairy thing that makes cells move.

Flagella Shmalella.

by Cheesy Sam October 8, 2003

flager

means to lick bloody dildos out of a girls mouth

can i flager you

by 6969ilikeyouupyou April 24, 2009

flage

Camouflage for strippers

Hey Destiny, make sure you wear your flage tonight when you go into the forest!

by helicine October 6, 2008

fape

A portmanteau of "fap" and "vape"

Consequential masturbation of a man that is sexually abstinent due to using a vaporizer.

Gee, Caleb almost got laid last night, until he starting vaping in front that girl. Now he's going to go home and fape

by vapeescape January 30, 2017

Faperlin

When you fap so often your dick bleeds.

Jon- Hey Derek do you have any gauze?

Derek- No, what would you need that for?

Jon- I've been on a fapping bender lately and I cut my foreskin.

Derek- Congratulations, you've just been promoted from Fapmaster to Faperlin.

by The Fap Police February 25, 2011

flagellate

to be attacked with a whip by an irate dwarf wearing leather.

Addict: flagellate me!
gimpgirl: GRRRRRR!!!

by TM May 13, 2004

Flabermac

When a guy or girl is approaching another person on the dancefloor whilst discreetly dancing. Usually to try and "get with" that person

"I saw Leroy starting to flabermac towards me on the dancefloor and i tried to get away"

"for word?"

by keesbizzle April 4, 2008