Faperlin

When you fap so often your dick bleeds.

Jon- Hey Derek do you have any gauze?

Derek- No, what would you need that for?

Jon- I've been on a fapping bender lately and I cut my foreskin.

Derek- Congratulations, you've just been promoted from Fapmaster to Faperlin.

by The Fap Police February 25, 2011

faperino

An individual who spends the majority or their past time fapping (aka wanking).

Me: Omg Rishi is such a faperino
Friend: how do you know?
Me: his right arm is so much juicier (muscley) than his left
Friend: ohh, yep he's a faperino!

by Miss caramel September 10, 2013