Flapees 

The name associated with a group of adult males who congregate every week at a suburban hockey arena and sacrifice their ligaments and joints in order to establish their supremacy in a hockey beer league and impress their wives, girlfriends and children.

"Those Flapees sure can cycle the puck on the powerplay!"
"I wish my husband was as hot as that Flapee"
"My dad is a Flapee and your dad is not."

Flapees by Stan Mikita's Doughnuts June 16, 2012

Flapfest

A party of only girls or where there is a substantial abundance of muff.

Antonym: sausage fest.

Jessica: Last night was a real flapfest.
Samantha: Where was all the dick at?

Flapfest by Big Will E September 11, 2010

flapestry 

Extremely stretched-out labia.

Damn bro. Shes been around so much, her meat curtains have turned into a flapestry.

flapestry by ccorned beefor February 26, 2017

Flapeesh 

Describes the female genitals.

Best used when the female in questions labia flaps clap into each other when she sprints, but can also be used to describe any kind of snatch.

A clap of the hands under the crotch to go along with the use of the word has its own funny merits.

"I bet that Chantelle's Flapeesh has its own gravitational pull!"

Flapeesh by CoonistPaul March 19, 2010