flaccid windmill

The act of spinning the penis in a windmill fashion

He pulled a flaccid windmill for all the ladies to see.

by shaGGy- July 6, 2010

flaco

spanish for skiny or thin

hey you FLACO you better eat somethin'

by linda October 26, 2003

lake flaccid

A state of mind (in which old folks who tried to dose up on viagra) end up at, after they finally realize that they're permanently impotent, thus they just end up sitting on their porches and yelling at..."those damn kids"...

"Poor old bastard...just sits on his porch swimming around in lake flaccid..."

"Damn i hope I never end up in lake flaccid..."

by Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

flapcob

A flaccid mancob, typically in motion.

Yo! Watch your flapcob! You almost took my wife's eye out!

by Pogchoo September 18, 2003

flabcock

A word used to define the condition of ED. (erectile dysfunction)

Usually used humorously, and to offend the recipient of the phrase.

Niral: So, did you bang that chick last night?
Joe: No. Things didn't go so well.
Niral: flabcock
Joe: :/
Niral: :|
Joe: :(
Niral is away "kidney failure, brb"

by Schwamp Ayess January 6, 2010

Lake Flaccid

Lake Flaccid is when you're trying to sleep with a girl but you can't get a hard on.

Dave: Yes mate, did you smash it?

Nick: Nah mate, lake flaccid.

Dave: Par.

by Stiff Chocolate December 28, 2015

flaccid mash

The act of having sexual intercourse when an erection cannot be achieved because of excessive alcohol consumption. This can be similar to a "whiskey dick," but the flaccid penis is forced / pried into the vag. There is usually no motion involved because of the flaccidity, therefore the penis usually just sits inside and marinates. The receiver rarely receives any pleasure from the experience, and the penetrator usually gives up or passes out with it inside.

That girl got flaccid mashed last night.

I got laid last night but it was a flaccid mash and I'm pretty sure she received no pleasure from it and will never hear from her again.

by Matt F....... April 11, 2008