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fuccident

When you know that someone caused an accident but you decide not to blame them, even though you could if you chose to.
Jason: "Davo really was driving too fast when he crashed my car, man."

Simon: "Don't worry about it - it was a fuccident."
by Gamecat May 11, 2010
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Faccident

A fart which happens to leak out by complete accident. Like while walking, laughing, or giving a major power-point presentation.
Stephen: "God, this date has been wonderful but I'm afraid it's time to leave."

Blair: Get's up from her chair to walk away from the dinner table and says "Ooops! That's was a faccident"
by thesearefusesnoriver February 26, 2011
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Faccident

an injury sustained during a period of fucking
Adam and I fucked so hard last night, he had a faccident.
by Big McLargehug May 18, 2016
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Fatccident

An accident that occurs from being too fat.
I injured myself trying to get out of the constrictive booths at White Castle because I am too fat. I had a fatccident.
by william33 September 13, 2011
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Faxcident

Oh no, there's been a faxcident! I faxed my lunch order to my accountant!
by I need a price June 25, 2018
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Francident

An individual who is known to be accident prone within any social setting. Typically hitting elbows off inananimate objects or tripping over.
Watch out, she’s prone to a francident.
by Boyfriend111 December 5, 2018
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Flakident

(N.) 1. A person that forces someone to eat food
(Adj.) 2. A person that is acting erratic
Ella is such a flakident, she is making me eat the burnt strawberry jello!
by BigDaddyAllDay(JV) February 8, 2019
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