flaccid ejaculation 

When your penis does not have enough time to get hard...it goes straight to ejaculation. Usually used when in intense excitement.

I just had a flaccid ejaculation when Kelly Kelly walked by.

flaccid ejaculation by Gayelephant August 4, 2008

flaccid windmill 

The act of spinning the penis in a windmill fashion

He pulled a flaccid windmill for all the ladies to see.

flaccid windmill by shaGGy- July 6, 2010

flaccid mash 

The act of having sexual intercourse when an erection cannot be achieved because of excessive alcohol consumption. This can be similar to a "whiskey dick," but the flaccid penis is forced / pried into the vag. There is usually no motion involved because of the flaccidity, therefore the penis usually just sits inside and marinates. The receiver rarely receives any pleasure from the experience, and the penetrator usually gives up or passes out with it inside.

That girl got flaccid mashed last night.

I got laid last night but it was a flaccid mash and I'm pretty sure she received no pleasure from it and will never hear from her again.

flaccid mash by Matt F....... April 11, 2008

Flaccid house 

Generic, boring house music which doesn't give you an instant erection.

- I hear that club has a good dj
- Meh, he only plays some lame flaccid house

Flaccid house by Supizky March 22, 2011

Flaccid Energy 

Someone who displays weak or low confidence energy. They do not make power moves.

The guy at the bar waited until I left to tell my friend he thought I was cute instead of coming up to me. That’s some Flaccid energy

Flaccid Energy by BudayBrandi April 3, 2019

Flaccid Flacco 

1.A debbie downer, party pooper, or an otherwise buzz killing individual named after NFL quarterback Joe Flacco

2.When you are unable to achieve an erection in a sexual situation

While drinking around Billy, Billy said, "what would your parents think of that?". To which i responded stop being a Flaccid Flacco.

I wanted to give my girlfriend birthday sex, but i was being a Flaccid Flacco.

Flaccid Flacco by bob da builder3 February 8, 2010

flaccid argument 

(noun) an argument (for a paper or essay) that starts out weak and limp but that gets longer and stronger the more you play around with it

My philosophy paper still has a flaccid argument, so I'm thinking about spending the night in the library to really firm it up.

Jimmy always has trouble with flaccid arguments, so he often asks his girlfriend to help out.

flaccid argument by briell3 March 2, 2010