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festurbate

To masturbate at a party or some other festivity.
Depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the New Years party, John withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.
by kingbumii May 7, 2015
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hestibate

1)The moment in any bathroom when one questions if they should finish taking a shit or masterbate

2) hesitating to master bate because your parents are in the other room
1) here I sit and hesitate should I shit or masterbate
Man I'm in a situation of hestibating

2) man my parents are in the other room but I have this raging boner I'm in a state of hestibate
by Echidna dick January 10, 2018
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felibate

Fabulously celibate.
Refraining from sex.
Not engaging in the act of sexual intercourse.
Since I've been felibate, it seems like my inbox is blowing up with hot guys wanting a date!
by Ketxchic April 26, 2019
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Festitute

(n.) Person who 'dates' for the sole purpose of getting taken to shows or festivals.
Person A: "How is that girl at every festival and show, you know she's broke?"

Person B: "She's a festitute, she has always got some john on the hook paying her way."
by j.bane.792 December 10, 2019
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festivating

Buying a car, van, or truck to attend multiple music, art, and creative festivals one after another.
I bought this van for my festivating at Burning Man, Lightning in a Bottle, EDC, and Coachella.
by FrankCohen3000 May 16, 2023
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Festrated

Festrated
adj. (fes-tray-ted)

1. Decoration Melt-down: The emotional breakdown caused by discovering that the Christmas lights you lovingly packed away the year before have all mysteriously died, tangled themselves, or selectively stopped working just to spite you.

2. General Holiday Frustration: The special blend of anger, disappointment, and confused disbelief that strikes during the holidays — like realizing you bought someone the exact same gift two years in a row, forgetting to turn on the oven for the turkey, or discovering that you’ve wrapped everything except the one present you actually needed today.

3. Holiday Life-Crisis Vibes: A quiet but powerful sense of disappointment that your life isn’t quite where you thought it would be — a feeling that hits extra hard during the holidays when everyone else seems photogenically happy, organized, and financially stable.
1. “If Santa saw the way I screamed at those lights, I’d be on the naughty list for life. That’s how festrated I was.”
2. “I ruined the turkey and double-gifted my sister. I’m officially festrated.”
3. “It’s December, I’m broke, my house is chaos, and everyone on Instagram is thriving. I’m deeply festrated.”
by Archytextural November 24, 2025
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