fuckoff o'clock

What you say when someone asks you what time it is and you really could give a shit.

"Excuse me, kind sir. Would you please tell me what time it is? I am late for an appointment."

"Why sure! It's fuckoff o'clock!"

by Shane Holmes October 24, 2014

Fuckoff land

If some smartass asks you where you are telling them to fuck off to, this is your answer.

Oh go fuck off to Fuckoff land.

by Forseti April 30, 2006

Fuckoffee

It's like coffee

Only you still leave me alone
After I drink it

Let me finish my fuckoffee

by Littletowner February 3, 2017

tele-fuckoff

1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.

"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."

by Dr. Harry Boltzac March 16, 2016

fuckoffingist

biggest largest thing imaginable

unbelievably large fuckoffingist

by ohferfuxache October 17, 2007

Fackoff

Fackoff

Adj
Like back off but better,

GET THE FACKOFF MY LAWN

by Big daddy official February 3, 2021

fuckoffanddie

When you tell someone to "Fuck off and die!" and it comes out quickly! Often abbrieviated to FOAD

Nat: I HATE YOU!
Josh: Fuckoffanddie!

Nat: I HATE YOU!
Josh: FOAD!

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 29, 2005