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fapertunity

Noun:

1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.
by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013
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farper

a simultaneous sound between a zipper and fart
Dude my gf just ripped a flaming farper!
by shafarrr February 13, 2022
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frequent fapper miles

He's been racking up some frequent fapper miles since they broke up.

The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.
by mccaro June 4, 2012
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fapperoni

It's like pepperoni, only fapping.
Dude, my girlfriend didn't come over last night so I had to make a fapperoni pizza.
by MikfozHasLupus September 20, 2009
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BarSe Fapper

A group of Singapore "bus enthusiasts" who makes regular love with buses with their gentleman's area, inconveniencing commuters after they leave their white mess behind in seats.
Barse fappers are at it again in Singapore...striking innocent buses...
by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020
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Fapperbate

A fusion of the word "fap" and the word "masturbate".
I couldn't help but fapperbate to that cleavage shot of your mom at the soccer game.
by duberry January 3, 2010
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sports fapper

one individual who is so obsessed with sports they are depicted as masturbating to a sports event--- these things are typically seen wearing high Nike socks
"You can tell Johnny is a sports fapper by his Elites."
by classy_sir June 16, 2014
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