Father

The guy who went for milk!

Hey where’s my father?
He went for milk 16 years ago.

by Levinrhoads November 27, 2019

Father

That person that was never in ur life

😭

Oh father, I wish you were here

by DatMemeDude February 6, 2018

Father

A literal mother fucker.

My father is one big motherfucker.
My mum's a father fucker.
My fucker fucked a dad and a mom yesterday.
I am a fucker.

by CREAM (look up band) July 2, 2014

fatherful

the opposite of fatherless. used to describe a statement/person that you agree with

person 1: “dream stans suck”
person 2: “that’s a fatherful opinion”

by analtumors58 December 31, 2021

Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.

Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Father

A motherfucker.

My father is a motherfucker, that's how I was born.

by Fauxnym February 13, 2022

Father

Usually the one who can either be the awesome, legendary, kind, strong, perfect father that most American mother's look for in there 30s and regret for leaving in their teens, or the bully that easily angers when you're loafing around, says hurtful things, and was probably a player before he met your mom and helped birth you.

For some strange reason, all the players are the ones who are brought into the family world first, leaving the gentlemen to fix the issues some woman have from their husbands. Doesn't always happen that way, but you do see a lot of fathers ending up divorced because of their past habits.

Margy's true Father was a gentleman. He always opened the door for them, cared for them, and bought them anything they ever wanted. Then for some reason, Margy's mom got bored and went with this other, more handsome, father who ended up abusing them and sleeping with other women. Margy's mom became bitter towards other men because of this and wished that there was someone who would understand her. Of course there was- the gentleman, who went back together with her and made it all seem as if it didn't ever happen. Now that's a true father.

by Gigafrost February 26, 2009