father

The person who works their ass off for annoying pieces of shit he calls kids. The person who raised them to be the people who they are now. The seeds love and appreciate him for everything

My father is the best

father by pineapple_killer August 19, 2017

Father

Non existent.

Kid: where’s my father

Mom: gone

Kid:where

Mom:...

Father by Oof I gotta do a shit November 10, 2019

father

The person you wish you never knew. Someone that will cause physical, emotional and psychological abuse to a child. He will curse at his child calling it 'an animal, no face, worthless shit' that makes the child heavy burden growing up, having trouble studying, working and functioning as a normal human being in society. The person who will make you wish you never born as a human being

Dude, I'm a child who grew up with a father... what the fuck!

father by GodSMH August 30, 2016

father

Main title for Roman Catholic priests. In charge of conducting catholic sacraments and being a spiritual leader. Most priests stick with chastity, you facetious cock smoker.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Premarital doggy style isn't a mortal sin, is it?

father by benedict July 21, 2004

Father

A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen

I leaver knew my father ~Bruce Finding Nemo

Father by GrammerGrimReaper April 8, 2019

Father

Father the mythical said to be the male partner needed to produce offspring. Often said to be off getting milk

Bruce never ,who never knew is father, was touched by the male who was crossing to world to find his son.

Father by GrammerGrimReaper April 8, 2019

Father

Something that doesn't exsist

Friend: girlfriend=father
Person: well then delete mematic

Father by Pussmaster-69 November 2, 2019