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fartitude

the measurement of how far and at what angle the fart is spreaded out.
Like oh my gosh, your fartitude is like out of this world.

Your fartitude is 10 m.
by fartitudegalfran May 7, 2010
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Fartinogen

A food or drink which has the undesirable effect of giving the consumer wind.

Especially if the farts are truly disgusting.
*Person 1 farts*

Person 2; "What the hell? that stinks, what on earth have you been eating?"

Person 3; "A fuck ton of fartinogens by the smell of it..."
by Rv. B-Rad November 8, 2012
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Farlitol

1) A pill that when taken can induce extreme homosexuality
2) To be extremely homosexual
Bill must have taken some farlitol. He has turned into real homo
by crankycalculator March 11, 2015
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Fartifoen

Slowly farting into a microphone on xbox/play station
I pranked the people on xbox by fartifoening
by Sick gaems July 6, 2016
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Fartigo

A fart so powerful it causes feelings of spinning or swaying, vomiting and difficulty walking.
“My husband’s fart was so vile, it caused a lady on the train to be hospitalized by the sudden onset of fartigo”
by Sarah Junko November 23, 2017
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fartinogen

Something which causes the production and release of intestinal gasses.
Beans are a fartinogen.
by Fallstaf November 9, 2018
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fartato

Fartato (Noun.) is used to describe chubby cats whose look like a potato and fart like a truck driver.
Commonly used to describe people who's this way as well.
My fartato can't stop farting
by Alex the Pony May 30, 2019
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