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Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.
by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009
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Fartcats

Popular word used by a lot of people that refers to cats or humanoid cats that fart on themselves and on people. Also another word to represent a Fartcat Slave in the FartArmy. The current leader of the FartArmy is Farcatniss!
Omg, did you see those Fartcats last night that farted on that one person? It was beautiful!
by Fartcat Master November 20, 2016
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Farticles

The particles released from the anus when you fart.
Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!
by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011
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Farticle

When some one farts, the particles float around and create a stink.
by Elysian27 February 21, 2010
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farticle

The molecular particles in a fart that give it the bouquet. Combination of fart+particle = farticle.
Jeff spent the afternoon woolgathering and planting farticles in his chair. When he arose from his chair, the stench was overwhelming.
by Poodleusier June 29, 2004
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fornicate

Upper class fuckery, or more especially, a word designed to roll off the tongues of royalty....
"My dear Queen, whist the blacksmith fucks the maid, shall we retire to the royal fornication chamber?"
by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005
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Fartical

One of the millions of equally smelly particals that make up a fart
As a scientest who eats alot of burritos, I get a lot of chances to analyze farticals!
by Mojo King Bee October 24, 2005
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