fartatious

adjective: capable of creating farts

Those were some powerfully fartatious pinto beans, dude!

by John Gingrich May 5, 2005

Fartation

When you are about to shit, but when you get to the crapper it goes away.

- I thought you had to shit.
- I did too, it was just a fartation.

by Dustin December 12, 2004

Fratatouille

Someone who is overly sensitive of their Fraternity or Fraternity Brothers, and frequently uses frat as a prefix.

GDI: You pay for your friends.
Fratatouille: I pay to have a Fratastic time with my Frat Boys
GDI: You are paying for friends.
Fratatouille: *Silent* wipes away tears and runs away.*

by Gosh Darn Independent April 23, 2011

Fartanoid

When you for some reason have strange bollowmovements which makes your farts unstable i.e. you aren't sure if your next fart is gonna be a poo or not.

Standing at the urinal: I just ate some bad mexican food, I'm all fartanoid, I don't know if I will shit my pants the next time I fart

by Kmart6 June 15, 2010

Fartatosis

A disease from farting

Hey i just fartedddd hey fartatosis kid!

by dooruh the explorer September 7, 2020

Fartatorium

A safe place in any house to release flatulence from your stinky buttox.
Also considered ones bed due to the mass amount of farts it receives.

Child: "oh man, I have to fart.
Mom: "groooossss, I swear I had girls! Go use the fartatorium."

by SouthpawHunter91 March 7, 2021

Fartado's Lady

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.

Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.

by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018