family vacation

Another word for prison. Usually happens on days when you're off from school.

My parents would rob me for a family vacation every winter and spring break until I move out of my parents' house.

by The Real Driller December 23, 2022

family link

The most stupid app in the world
it stresses kids and teens out. My friends daughter killed herself bc of this app after that im not putting this app for my kids.

-Hey how are your kids
-mines crying all night abt family link all night what about yours?
-she commited suicide bc she hated this app

by Mile maty September 19, 2020

family wreath

People that are inbred are said to have a Family Wreath, as there are no branches, only a circle of family.

Bubba went to the library to get a copy of his Family Wreath for his Dad/Uncle/Brother Travis.

by vegasrew April 13, 2007

Pai de familia

Pai de Família (Portuguese for “family man”) is a man from a Brazilian gay porn video. Pai de Família’s real name remains unknown, but he’s often called Jailson Mendes, as he’s credited in the movie. Pai de Família’s main claim to fame is, well, taking it in the ass.

Pai de familia is the most famous meme in brazil

by Vendodor de Kakuna July 28, 2014

Spy x Family

A spy, an assassin and a telepath come together to pose as a family, each for their own reasons, while hiding their true identities from each other.

Spy x Family is an anime movie created by Kazuhiro Furuhashi. and also animated by Wit Studios.
there's also an official manga of it.

Spy x Family is a cool anime movie and the manga was also so cool!

by holydrugs May 30, 2022

Family Jewels

Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!

Bully: Eat dirt!

Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 13, 2023

Family Fux

When family member's are attracted to each other & fuck each other for pleasure!

After Chad's divorce he married Kiersten's mom so they could have a 3 way Family Fux!

Chad likes his cousin Jim's big cock and they occasionally get together for a Family Fux!

by SlopNChop December 25, 2016