farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark

"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."

by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005

Ja-fakin'

A fake Jamaican.
A person who speaks with a fake Jamaican accent, although they are not Jamaican.

Non-Jamaican reggae artists like Snow and Matisyahu sing with Ja-fakin' accents.

by Stony Hill November 16, 2009

faking it

When a woman (or sometimes man) fake an orgasm in order to make the partner think they are a sex god/dess.

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Faking Depression

Someone Who Begs And Is Desperate For Attention. That They Resort To Faking Depression To Their Friends, And On Social Media

My Friend Web Just Posted That He Has Depression

Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is

OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!

by Hollywood Hooligah July 22, 2018

fakin it

knowingly being ridiculous.

person 1: i think diet coke is better then coke
person 2: no, you are definitely fakin it

by maxsal September 30, 2012

Fapkin

Tissues used to wipe up male ejaculate after masturbation

I left my fapkin on the desk.

by Definer42069 May 18, 2018

Fapkin

a napkin, tissue or any type of soft paper used to ejaculate in

"Man I got fapkins all over my floor, cause I havent had sex all week"

by Misanthrope1920 November 17, 2009