frusturbate

to engage in masturbation for the purpose of lessening the feelings of frustration surrounding some other event or situation.

Today was so stressful that I just want to get home, frusturbate and fall asleep; afterall, tomorrow is another day!

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Flasturbate

Devon: That was a great flasturbation session.
Gary: How do you even manage to flasturbate?

Flasturbate by Flasty December 22, 2014

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When you're just so stressed that you have to masturbate.

Work was so bad today that I immediately frusturbated once I got home.

frusturbate by lyzterine January 21, 2020

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Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.

Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.

or

She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.

Faceturbate by Dann C July 13, 2012

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Fiegned or mock masturbation in response to viewing something on the internet.

"Hey man, did you see the new preview for Wolverine that leaked out onto the net?"

"Yeah. I best fapsturbation material I've had in a while."

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The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.

"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"

Being caught in the act of masterbation, without having achieved orgasm, and being left frustrated at having to start over.

I was frusturbated after my mom busted me whacking off in the bathroom.