facecot

The act of boycotting facebook.

Jim still refuses to put up a facebook profile... the facecot continues.

by facecotter_1 January 9, 2009

faceconcrete

The act of 'faceconcreting' is much similar to the common 'facepalm', but escalated to a ridiculous level; when a facepalm simply isn't enough, one might faceconcrete suicidally in discrace or disgust at someone's incredibly stupid words or actions. This usually involves simply holding your body rigid and falling forward on your face whilst paralyzed with amazement at someone's lack of intelligence, although could possibly involve a more intense faceconcrete, as described in the example.

Rich corporate boss: The time has come for my place to be taken in this company. Last week I told you two that one of you would be taking my position soon.
Economic genius #1: Yes.
Economic genius #2: Yes, you did.
Rich corporate boss: Well, I've changed my mind. The position will go to Chuck the trolley boy instead.
Chuck: uh-huuuh! *foams at mouth* yarrrp!

*economic geniuses, boss's PA, secretaries and coffee woman all faceconcrete from 60th storey window.*

by fluorescent September 2, 2009

fagcocker

one who adds ridiculously stupid radically liberal political comments on youtube to give others the sense he/she is some cutting-edge intellectual revolutionary

person #1: "President Obama, have you considered legalizing drugs, prostitution, and nonviolent crime to stimulate the economy?"

fagcocker's youtube comment: "STFU that was a legitimate question!"

by Bambit He-Slug December 10, 2009

Fagcer

A racer, or person who are indeed knowledgable about cars, but always spend time complaining on other cars looking "fake" or being "ricers".

Bob and Billy walk down the road and spot a good looking RsX heading down the road.

Bob: Look at that ricer, it only looks fast, it ain't really fast, why they got to do that form, its fucking stupid.

Billy: You are being a Fagcer man, you want to race, you good with your engine, hp whatever good for you, its a free country, let them do what they want, Go ahead and compalin if you want to, I am not stopping you, I am just giving my opinion, and besides the ladies always like a lil fancy look to the car don't they?

by As Ra May 26, 2011

facecooked

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos they have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.

FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ; (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*

by brett nichols October 24, 2011

Facecocking

The unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate - usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.

An example of Facecocking as written on someone's facebook wall:

"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."

"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."

by Borax500 August 10, 2012

Fagccinated

Soy boys who received the experimental injection

Despite getting fagccinated, they still have to wear a mask and are getting sick.

by Trad Chad August 8, 2021