This is what an Email Opera looks like:
// Message 1: TJ says //
1. /excuses
2. PoF was complicated... Turns out she had a bf. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW, IT WAS ONLY AFTER WE KISSED (we went for a walk after the wall climbing) THAT SHE TOLD ME. Which is bullsh*t. She was unhappy and wanted to see if there was anything better out there. I'm not going anywhere near that sh*t.
3. They added new walls.
// Message 2: EM says //
1. I said stop trolling!
2. Ouch sorry dude! That shit sucks!
/kekeke
// Message 3: TJ says //
1. /excuses
2. She wanted to see me again. She texted me this morning. They've been going out for a year already and she's somewhat ready to break off with him (maybe). On moral grounds, I can't do it unless she breaks it off and there's been an acceptable buffer period. We actually had a great time right up until that last bombshell.
// Message 4: EM says //
1. Your gay
2. buffer period is not needed after breakup sex I think would be awesome lol.
Continues for another 10 exchanges...
// Message 1: TJ says //
1. /excuses
2. PoF was complicated... Turns out she had a bf. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW, IT WAS ONLY AFTER WE KISSED (we went for a walk after the wall climbing) THAT SHE TOLD ME. Which is bullsh*t. She was unhappy and wanted to see if there was anything better out there. I'm not going anywhere near that sh*t.
3. They added new walls.
// Message 2: EM says //
1. I said stop trolling!
2. Ouch sorry dude! That shit sucks!
/kekeke
// Message 3: TJ says //
1. /excuses
2. She wanted to see me again. She texted me this morning. They've been going out for a year already and she's somewhat ready to break off with him (maybe). On moral grounds, I can't do it unless she breaks it off and there's been an acceptable buffer period. We actually had a great time right up until that last bombshell.
// Message 4: EM says //
1. Your gay
2. buffer period is not needed after breakup sex I think would be awesome lol.
Continues for another 10 exchanges...
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example of emailarrhea
Dear Member:
Thank you so much for participating in the last meeting of the company oversight of the misuse of consumable waste! A lot of great discussion took place and our momentum is rolling! I have attached the notes from the last meeting. Our next meeting will be on the fourth Wednesday after the all-staff picnic. We are looking to expand our membership so please encourage other folks on your committees and lists to participate in this exciting opportunity! Please share and post!
Dear Member:
Thank you so much for participating in the last meeting of the company oversight of the misuse of consumable waste! A lot of great discussion took place and our momentum is rolling! I have attached the notes from the last meeting. Our next meeting will be on the fourth Wednesday after the all-staff picnic. We are looking to expand our membership so please encourage other folks on your committees and lists to participate in this exciting opportunity! Please share and post!
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