assential errand

During 'shelter in place', essential errands are allowed. Does that mean booty calls are permissible? We shall call it.. . an assential errand.

..But officer, I'm trying to complete an assential errand.

by dualitysillusionlovestruth March 20, 2020

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Manfred Erlandsson

A man with a heart of a lion but a cock of a gorilla. He is most likely a wise and well behaved man. He is a gangster but also a lover.

Look at that thug! He must be a Manfred Erlandsson.

I was with a guy last night and his dick size was a Manfred Erlandsson.

by GorillaSizedChamp November 22, 2021

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fool's errand

special task for the uninformed new worker to a job

Get me the keys to the sea chest
Get me some prop wash
I need some relative bearing grease
Hand me a left handed spanner wrench
I'm gonna need a horse ladder
Me thinks me need a flannel hammer
I'm gonna need a rubber hammer for glass nails

by Kevin April 11, 2005

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fool's errand

The awesomest puzzle game ever made. I used to have it on my old black-and-white mac. You solve various puzzles based upon the Tarot cards. See fools-errand.com for more details. You will not be disappointed, but you will lose a lot of sleep, as it's addictive.

The sequel to The Fool's Errand, A Fool and His Money, is coming out this April, seventeen years since the original. I hope the wait was worth it.

by aybab2 October 9, 2003

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a cunt's errand

A task/situation that has little or no chance of a satisfactory outcome, yet must be completed/endured in any case.

Setting out to use a telephone to speak to a member of staff in the local branch of your bank rather than being content with an automated call system or an overseas-based call centre that doesn't even understand what it is that you are enquiring after. Now that IS a cunt's errand.

by The Organ Grinder November 5, 2007

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