Facebook Entourage

Facebook Entourage (or FBE): refers to the small group of people, usually 1-4, who consistently comment on one's Facebook status update. They are also usually the ONLY people that comment on this person's status update.

Like a celebrity entourage, one's Facebook Entourage validates the original posters status update and makes them feel popular and heard.

Example 1

John: What's up with Katie updating her Facebook 5 times a day with bullshit!?

Jill: It's her damn Facebook Entourage! They comment within minutes! They're enablers!

Example 2

Katie: Is it 5 o'clock yet!? I need a drink!
Frannie, Betty, and Elaine like this comment.
Frannie: Hang in there grrl! (sic)
Betty: Go to Emirls (sic) after work we are making mimosas!
Elaine: your (sic) the best Katie!!!
Katie: @ Betty - YAYYYY!!!! I love mimosas!! @Elaine - No, YOUR (sic) THE BEST!!! I LOVE YOU, BFFFFFFF!!!!

by DCM2 March 29, 2010

Editorsbane

A common herb that grows in Internet-connected areas. When ground up and mixed with water, it posts a definition on Urban Dictionary about someone's best friend, ex-lover, or classmate. Exposure to Editorsbane is fatal to Urban Dictionary editors, and is responsible for 1,356,812 documented deaths.

X: Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, (silence)...

Y: Where did Mike go?

Z: Oh noes, he must have been exposed to Editorsbane! I told him not to be a hero, but just kept on reviewing definitions.

Y: That makes 1,356,813...

by Hamfry July 28, 2011

Editors Of Urban Dictionary

Stupid Libtards that are salty because Trump became president of United States.

Editors of Urban Dictionary are cancer. They probably won't accept this because they are salty cunts that live in their mom's basement.

by Blikk1 March 20, 2017

editors

a group of incompetent assholes who review the submissions of definitions here on urban dictionary. is it really necesary to have over 350 definitions for the word penis? the majority of the definitions on this site either repeat exactly what another definition says or they don't even add a single intelligent thought to the word being defined and is irrelevant. the fact that that i've written legitimate definitions to words that have not been defined yet further proves the editors' stupidity.

"i wrote a definition on urban dictionary to a word that hasn't been defined yet and the editors did not approve. i guess i'll just add a new definition for penis. 'the boy version of a vagina.' lol. this will never get approved but i'll send it anyway."
a couple days later.
"oh, well what do you know? my definition for penis got approved. the editors must have down syndrome or something. good for them, then."

by MrBashTheBashMan January 19, 2013

Enitan

A good looking male or female. Funny and likes laughing always. They could be mysterious sometimes but they're cool. Good sense of humour is their forte. Smart and attractive. They're bad boys or girls when they need to be. On other days, they're just simple and easy going.

Don't be boring. Be an Enitan

by Prince Marshall February 2, 2020

Urban Dictionary Editors

Ever since the abandonment of the "sign in" only to edit Urban Dictionary submissions, Urban Dictionary editors now only consist of idiot 14 year old teenage girls who decide to never publish any legitimate submissions except their own stupid submissions.

Fuck you.

Sarah: Oh Em Gee! Did you just hear what Mike said about about me? He totally called me out on Twitter. OMG, like I'm so offended.

Jennifer: You know, we should publish that to Urban Dictionary!

Sarah: Oh Em Gee, like what a good idea! Help me write this submission about Mike.

**Mike - A total douchbge. Bigst ahole on the plnet.**

Jennifer: Make sure it gets approved, go to the urban dictionary editors section and approve it.

Sarah: Eww, like what are all these other submissions here wow I'm not approving any of this shit. I'm only approving my shitty definition of mike.

by hi79993 June 2, 2013

epitomeme

The worst examples of the results products outcomes and side effects of dank* modern society.

*DANK is the multitask of taking a Dump and having a wANK. This is how memes are born.

President Trump is the epitomeme of society's reaction to shitty government

Dreadlocks and dubstep are the epitomeme of what is wrong about telling your children they can be anything they want when they grow up

by 5p0ok November 19, 2016