A common herb that grows in Internet-connected areas. When ground up and mixed with water, it posts a definition on Urban Dictionary about someone's best friend, ex-lover, or classmate. Exposure to Editorsbane is fatal to Urban Dictionary editors, and is responsible for 1,356,812 documented deaths.
X: Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, (silence)...
Y: Where did Mike go?
Z: Oh noes, he must have been exposed to Editorsbane! I told him not to be a hero, but just kept on reviewing definitions.
Y: That makes 1,356,813...
Y: Where did Mike go?
Z: Oh noes, he must have been exposed to Editorsbane! I told him not to be a hero, but just kept on reviewing definitions.
Y: That makes 1,356,813...
by Hamfry July 28, 2011