Exrection

When you view something so horrible and vile that the penis hides away inside the body for protection and to have a little cry.

"Hey, did you see that picture of a man shoving a metal pipe down his knobhole I linked you?"

"Yes I did. You cunt. It gave me an exrection."

by Pearo November 12, 2013

Homo-erection

When both partners of a gay couple have an erection at the same time

Are you having a Homo-erection?
No, i’m not gay

by the smartest one 69 December 13, 2019

election

The worst system of choosing among candidates for public office -- except for all the others.

"The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"

by Grinning Cat January 5, 2009

Zipper Erection

When the zipper tab on your shirt, sweatshirt, pants, etc sticks straight out as if sexually aroused

Chris has such a huge zipper erection right now.

by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME September 24, 2016

Erection Thief

Someone so monstrously ugly, the sight of their face and/or body is enough to steal your erection and end your wank prematurely should the thought of them enter your mind mid-stroke. Can come in useful when trying to conceal an unwelcome erection.

- I was struggling to hide this massive bonk-on i got at work, but luckily Warty Sue walked into my office. I said Timberrrrr! in my head as i felt it go down.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.

- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.

by hhumpo May 17, 2011

Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.

Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011

Political Election

A seduction into power. A candidate promises all kinds of bullshit to increase their appeal and convince the blissfully ignorant to vote for them. Once in power they have everything they need and therefore don't have to give a damn about the masses anymore. And to rub salt into the wound all the bullshit they promised before the election is revealed to be: bullshit, much to the dismay of voters. Strangely the majority doesn't seem to catch on and this method has been utilised to the same effect ever since.

Political elections are bullshit. Next time you see the successor to the throne preaching about how much better your lives are going to be once they're in the power palace, get out there and hunt these traitors down, hang them for deceiving the public and take back the money they were taking off you to fund the austerity brigade, arms dealers, media circus, conformity agents and the domination state.

by GoAskAlex1991 May 31, 2011