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Henrikus Erectus

A special type of homo sapiens. The species is endangered. There is only one left. The species originates from Asia.
I have just found a skull belonging to a Henrikus Erectus.
by Professor Rick September 16, 2018
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Homo erectus

The gayest name for primitive human being ever made. Seriously, homo erectus? Come on!
1) homo erectus is the gayest name ever
2)I know, who doesn't think it's gay?
3) Me!
Silent
2)(gunshot to 3)
1)(curb stomp to 3) fuck you!
by Gdbni November 8, 2011
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Homo non-erectus

1.The missing link between men and sloths.
2.Insult term for a man with erectile dysfunction.
3.A person who should not reproduce for the sake of humanity.
Male: Will you go out with me?
Woman: No, your such a homo non-erectus!
by bongo bongo June 12, 2008
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Penisaurus Erectus

A very large erect penis, resembling that of a dinosaur.
"Wow babe, you made me so hard. Look its a Penisaurus Erectus."
by Boner Johnson December 2, 2007
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Homo erectus

Homo erectus, also known as the Neanderthal tribe, coexisted with the Cromagnon tribe (which became modern man) for quite some time. Later, when Cromagnon found out that Neanderthal was Homo erectus, Cromagnon, being very bigoted in those days, wiped out Neanderthal, or, at least, that is the majority opinion.
A minority opinion is that some men of the Neanderthal tribe married women of the Cromagnon tribe so as to blend in, while hiding their true nature as Homo erectus. Maybe they closed their eyes and/or turned off the lights, and imagined they were having sex with other Homo erectus, no one knows for sure. According to this opinion, the Homo erectus still live among us as a genetic variation even within otherwise Cromagnon families. Sometimes Homo erectus will even marry each other, but, like most hybrids, they are unable to reproduce with each other, making them dependant upon Cromagnon in order to have natural children.
by Hansel VanEnema January 29, 2007
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Ejectus interuptus

When an object suddenly explodes or ejects and interrupts things
My DVD ROM suddenly Had a Case of Ejectus Interuptus as i was talking
by The Bitchtress April 7, 2010
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erectus dysfunctionus

An intellectual’s way of explaining he’s dick don’t work
Sorry to disturb you, but you must inquire the fact that I have the rare “erectus dysfunctionus”
by Dan Bain March 2, 2018
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