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Electile Dysfunction

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.
"Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."
by ScottySlave January 18, 2008
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Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome

A common mental disorder amoungst females. Usually involving irratic, irrational, and unexplainable behavior. Sometimes misdiagnosed with depression or other mood disorders, these females can function at a highly intellectual level of thinking, but yet fall short when it comes to common sense. They Cannot Understand Normal Thinking, thus they acronym C.U.N.T.

Disorder Criteria:
-Irrational response to men
-Altered perception of morals and a distorted value system
-Sex drive (usually involving many and various men)
-Inability to maintain meaningful relationships with one person in a monogamous way.
Judy and Joe just got back from a vacation in Cancun Mexico:

Judy: You never do anything for me and you always treat me like a child
Joe: I just took you to Mexico for vacation and let you do whatever you wanted
Judy: You just did that to have more control over me!
Joe: Are you fucking serious?

Judy has Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome
by Dr. Pat - PhD in women June 1, 2011
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dysphemism

The opposite of euphemism- an unfortunate or unpleasant term used where a much nicer one would easily work. Also: disphemism.
Ever notice how Clark is prone to dysphemism? How Clark calls Clarice 'fat' when 'curvy' would work or how he calls Jason a dwarf even though 'short' would be more accurate.
by Mo Dixley October 9, 2005
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typing dyslexia

someone who can't really type properly, constantly screwing up, but are really fast great typists, just mess up which hand. not dyslexic in real life.

a person with typing dyslexia is typing dyslexic (though they might say it typing dixleysc).
Jessi took 81 tries to type OCD ALERT last night, she has such typing dyslexia.
by SVU~FREAK July 16, 2008
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dysk

Being exceptionally stupid and irrational and pretending to be mentally handicapped
''OMG i can't believe he just did that''
''Yeah he definetly has some dysk''
by Fulufu January 30, 2015
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Shrektile Dysfunction

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.
Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"
by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014
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dystocracy

A dystopian and systemically ill form of government that is dysfunctional and ultimately illegitimate.
Our dystocracy has elected this cipher and we have created him in our own image: a spoiled and angry five-year-old with megalomaniacal greed and sexual appetites and the attention span of a gnat.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2018
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