Doucette

One of the coolest and greatest last names known to mankind the family with this last name, has just to breath and excellence and greatness flows through the air. Any know enemy of this great clan of great and famous noble men and women will and have been beaten to and inch of their lives.
Doucetteis a name associated with the best that ever will be, that is and ever was!

1. Man, That guy who kicked Johnny's ass was a real Doucette.

2. I think I should legally change my name to Doucette, which we all know is the "COOLEST NAME EVER"!

by Mightybiglegend June 25, 2008

attraction to douchettes

a hot boys attraction to a preppy, good-girl, Abrecrombie-wearing girl who gets into boys heads that makes them wear sweaters and turn into chicks with dicks.

"that boy has just an attraction to douchettes, i bet his penis got smaller just looking at her"

by hellzyaimasexybitch October 9, 2009

Douchetegrity

Always doing the douchey thing even when no one is watching

Used just like Integrity except in a Douchey situatuion.

Alex side swiped that Prius and didn't leave a note. That man has impeccable douchetegrity.

by SkimBuddy March 28, 2013

Douchetee

A goatee with no mustache

"Frank shaved the mustache off his goatee, now he's just got a douchetee"

by Ragier Kage March 28, 2015

douchette

Anyone who has been influenced from a douche and has started to show signs of doucheism.

The son or daughter of a douche.

Sally, who hung out with Natasha the douche, started to show signs of becoming a douchette.

by pizza delivery guy October 19, 2008

Douchette Baguette

A douche bag like chick that prefers to date douche bags.

Ali from the Bachelorette Season 6 is a Douchette Baguette.

by nrobin August 3, 2010

Doucheterrent

something that keeps douchebags away

I can't believe those creeps left us alone. You're quite an effective doucheterrent.

by Civixen March 11, 2008