douchette

The female equivalent of a douchebag

Person A: "So we're dancing and she's telling me how hot I am. So I go to the bathroom and when I come back she's blowing some other guy!"
Person B: "What a total douchette!"

by Darkman84 April 5, 2008

Douchewater

Jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up...this can be useful if you want to grow man boobs or get a higher voice.

"Did you see jon drink that gallon of douchewater...he downed it like a pro"

by austen p August 20, 2006

doucheometer

One's level of douchiness... measured on a scale using the unit

A-hole/Sec... Highest ever measured was 1 A-hole/sec

Brian: "Ha ha, I'm being so funny right now"
Mike: "No your not, you're like totally measuring a 1 on the doucheometer right now"

by sonbro56 August 15, 2010

Doucheless

When things, places, events, etc. occur without an offensive, hated person present.

This party is doucheless without Marc here to ruin it.

by Chicadee23 September 8, 2010

doucheneer

When a group of individuals are being douches, the first to do so is the douchineer.

This all started with Frank. He's the doucheneer!

by ampercule August 14, 2011

Douchette

A feminine term for 'douche': A woman/girl who's annoying to you so much.

Adam: Sunny, stop being such a douchette, and get a life.
Sunny: Um, I wouldn't be talking, 'cause you got shit in your pants.
Adam: What?? *looks down pants with brown spot* Well, this is embarrassing....

by aversatilefella September 3, 2013

Douchette

Orgin of the word douche. Untrusting - character flawed - self centered - insecure woman, whom deflects inadequacy onto others.

Wearing high heels, mini skirt, and Cleveage exposed during my grand mother’s 79 th birthday was a DOUCHETTE move to attract attention by your Girl Friend.

by Kingk530 June 2, 2018