Douchehole

When you can't decide if a person is a douchebag, an asshole or both.

Did you see Glen Beck crying and lying on TV? What a douchehole!!!

by Blancoboy200 October 18, 2009

douchehole

Another word for pussy. Usually randomly sputtered out when no other insult comes to mind.

guy: Dude you're such a douchehole
dude: What?

by Betsch March 12, 2008

douchaholic

If you found this....you are the definition.

The douchaholic is looking for his next "cool" word to use from the Urban Dictionary.

by NoNamesAreLeftOnHere March 15, 2010

douchemolian

n. inhabitant of the planet douchemo.

we are douchemolians. we will crowd you out of the purchase of $15 cheeseburgers. you will be destroyed.

by mittelwerk October 18, 2008

Deuchehole

A Deuchehole is a person who tents to be a deuche Bag while Also being an asshole...Hense...Deuchehole

John! Why are you being such a Deuchehole?

by Big KKK January 24, 2009

Doucheaholic

A cross between a douchebag and an alcoholic

That guy is a douchebag/alcoholic. You mean a doucheaholic.

by consmellmyfart July 11, 2017

douchehalf

(Noun) One who is not a douchewhole; a person who has not attained a state of douchewholeness or its spiritual counterpart, doucheholiness; that is, the state of being merged or one with Almighty Douchegod, whose Wholly Doucheword and only begotten son, Douchechrist is prophecied to return from the Doucheheavens in a Douche-ocolypse of divine Douchejudgment. It says so right here in the pages of this Douchebook.

A: "Honey, where's the Douchebook? I need to say my doucheprayers."
B: "Mm, someone sounds guilty that he was a douchehalf, and didn't go to Douchemass last week."
A: "What a fine Douchechristian wife I married. Honey, I'm going to go around irrelevantly telling total strangers to 'have a doucheblessed day' all the time, just 'cause I feel so doucheblessed to be your douchehusband. Praise Douchegod!"

by ignorethesefourwords November 13, 2012