Doorway chonker

A cat who sits in awkward places.

I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker

by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021

Doorway Effect

Whenever you walk into a room, and you don't know why you walked into that room.

I walked into a random room full of people and I forgot why I was in there and I said, "Sorry, Doorway Effect am I right?"

by backslash\\\ July 13, 2022

doorbarred

When you leave your laptop unlocked and bad things happen

Steve left his laptop ope, and now all his staff have pay rises due to Chris using his login to access the accounting platform. He's been doorbarred!

by anonymous January 24, 2024

Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.

"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"

by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024

Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.

"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"

by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024

doorway effect

Doorway effect is a common psychological phenomenon where people forget what they intended to do after walking through a doorway into a new room. It is also known as the "location updating effect," and it is not a sign of memory loss or dementia. The brain creates mental "event boundaries" when crossing a threshold, which helps organize memories but can cause you to forget your original goal in the new environment.

Man, I'm tired of constantly putting the salad inside the fridge due to experiencing doorway effect on my way to the fridge.

by Emotional Cruiser October 20, 2025

Doorway Mob'n

1.) Is used to describe the action of a male friend or female friend that while under the influence of alcohol, or other substance that would be considered a "downer" will get inconveniently stuck under the archway or doorframe in the most usedand or populated threshold, hallway, building or establishment.

Although, it provides something to hold your door up, it will also hold up your best friend when he or she is about to nod off unconscious or just needed support the alcohol thats turning in thier stomachs.

Nater: You'll never guess why the bathroom line is so long?
Jessica: Why is it?
Nater: Feaking whitney is stuck Doorway Mob'n at the front!
Jessica: Yep, happens every time..

by TheoDonChalant January 6, 2026