Doostang

The malodorous smell you encounter in a public restroom after someone has left a large bowel movement in the bowl.

Dude, I gotta poo, but there is such a doostang in there that I'll just wait till I get home.

by don't like doostang April 9, 2010

Jeet Kune Doist

A Student or Master of Bruce Lee's martial art Jeet Kune Do.

Eric Paulson (pro MMA fighter & instructor) is a Jeet Kune Doist.

by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009

Dost thou even hoist?

a synonym for the phrase "do you even lift?", but written in english more suited for Shakespeare

Teacher: Rob, did you even study for your English test last night?
Rob: Dost thou even hoist?

by ChicoSweatChunkyBUnsEH6 December 20, 2012

doisted

when something or someone gets really messed up

drunk

intoxicated

injured

I doisted my car last night when I ran into the pole.

I was really doisted after drinking a case of beer.

I really doisted my shoulder when I fell.

by tralfazdog October 25, 2009

DOLSID

Dying of Laughter, Seriously I'm Dying.

"seriously stop im dolsid over here, you're just too much!"

by phipot678 March 20, 2010

lovett - Doust

a man in prestine sexual condition, ready to lock and load at any time. this man to the untrained eye may look like a predator or even a molester, but to the women he looks like the man of their dreams. his conglomeration of various sexual positions and the way he performs them often leaves women astounded and begging for more, while still quivering from their last ride. but be careful, like every good train, they fall off the tracks, and when lovett doust does, you better watch out.

Roger: you wheeled 6 girls last night? AT THE SAME TIME?! wow if i didnt know any better i would think you were Lovett - Doust himself.
Karl: well thank you roger, that may be the finest compliment ive ever recieved.

by muddpuppy69 May 27, 2010

dolt45

Nickname for Donald Trump, the illegitimate 45th President of the United States. Trump admits to not reading books (calling them elitist), enlisted poor Barack Obama to show him the ropes, bullies people, and behaves like a spoiled rotten brat who has never grown up. Dolt45 spends his idle time writing tweets that are unreadable and unpresidential.

Angela Merkel wonders how a jerk like Dolt45 ever got elected President.

With the money that Dolt45 spends at Mar-a-Lago each weekend, we could feed hungry kids and old people.

Dolt45 must have slept through civics classes in military school. He knows jack-shit about running a country.

by The Real Canadian March 19, 2017