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newly divorced 

When Karen takes the kids and leaves you sad and alone.
Hey,bud!
Hey!
Me and Karen divorced and got full custody over the kids!
Newly divorced too,huh?
newly divorced by BigBoyImalexx November 23, 2019

Non-divorced 

Non-divorced

Beside status of single, married, separated and divorced, the „family status“ of „Non-divorced“ we be can use in „half-joke“ mode, when we want to state that our marriage is practically over but legally still valid.

We are „nondivorced“ due to time necessary to resolve this matter or other obstacles that prevent us to claim singlehood. It can be just a current or event permanent state of the matter.

In other words - we don‘t wanna lie about our legally valid marriage but we also feel the need to accentuate the absence of real couplehood and life partnership.

Other languages might claim this family status as:

Nerazveden/a in Serbian
Nondivorziato/a in Italian
Nichtgeschieden in German
Are you single or married?
-I am non-divorced.

How come?
-A long story. it would cost me a fortune to actually legally divorce, but my husband/wife and I are non living together for over a year.

Are you married?
-I am nondivorced. We wait until the children grow up, but we are just partners in parentship, living under same roof, but not an actual couple.

-So, you have an open relationship/open marriage?
-No, two of us have no romantical/sexual connection with each other, whatsoever. We are just parents to our kids. We wait that they grow up, before we separate.
Non-divorced by Mickey_85 April 29, 2022

i keep seeing divorced dad energy 

pls urban dictionairy i dont care about divorced dad energy im not a divorced dad gfyqqygwfwh
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me: i keep seeing divorced dad energy
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Soul divorced 

One of many phrases meaning killed or dead used by Tik Toker/YouTuber: Casual Geographic to avoid demonetization when ruining your favourite animal(s) for 5-10 minutes.
"Bump (an elephant) then used his tusks to split his handler in half and then stood over his soul divorced corpse for hours."
Soul divorced by N1t-Man103 April 14, 2023

Most divorced man 

Elon Musk is the most divorced man on the planet
Most divorced man by Tbenson November 27, 2024

My legs just divorced 

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs
Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝