front-seat back-seat dilemma

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."

by Word Bendo April 13, 2011

dilemma

A difficulty in choosing between options

Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.

by Jessika Perey February 27, 2008

dilfism

religion worshipping the dilfs President Snow, Samuel L Jackson, Will Farrell, and Leonardo DiCaprio. It is a sin to be pigeon toed.

People who practice dilfism are often shamed by rotc members in wheelchairs.

by bigboisav January 7, 2020

Dilmonic Possession

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.

Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Space DILF

A sexually attractive older male with children that plays a space sim MMO (i.e. Star Citizen). They are commonly found among communities of reputable and competitive PvP organizations, such as Avengers Squadron (AVS).

Fran and BrE from AVS are my favorite space DILFs, I get moist everytime I watch them fight in Star Citizen's Arena Commander.

by Betrayr December 2, 2022

Smoker's Dilemma

The situation where any given smoker is driving while smoking, during a down pour of rain. The smoker is faced with the choice of either getting rained on or rolling up the window and suffocating themselves.

Ole Sharon was needing her nicotine dose when she was incoherently faced with the "Smoker's Dilemma". She rolled her window up to avoid ruining her mullet perm and later suffocated in the car.

by Clintawesome August 24, 2010

Ass-Wiper's Dilemma

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...

What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.

by YAWA March 11, 2019