Dickcist

When someone judges a person's penis based on race.
(Basically racism, but penis version)

Person 1: Did you hear about Mike smashing Erica last night?
Person 2: I heard she said it was the best she ever had.
Person 1: Seriously!? But he's Asian!
Person 2: That's what you get for being dickcist

by boogieman705 July 8, 2016

dickdust

to be under the influence of one's own gay stupidity. A naturally occurring substance usually caused by lack of sleep or overwhelming moments with friends.

Did you guys see Jake tattoo that dot on his ballsack? he must be high on dickdust!

by reightouswood23 May 10, 2010

dickmustard

n. 1. substance exuded from an unclean, uncircumcized
penis.
2. epithet applicable to internet chat room personages
demonstrating obnoxious behavior and weak intellect.

"Hey, dickmustard, if we wanted to visit that porn site we'd have Googled your Mom's name."

by Dromedaryhump1 November 26, 2006

dickfruit

Lit. 'fruit of the loins'; the offspring of a fuckstick and choadsmoker.

Corey is a real dickfruit.

by Lord Jirate December 31, 2003

Dickcunt

A person who is being a very unmanly dick.

Fuck you, you dickcunt!

by LikesToBeLazy June 22, 2014

dicksgusting

a fucked up looking dick

rogers cock is dicksgusting

by arch killer July 17, 2010

Discrusting

A disgusting looking weenis that is also crusting from dryness/A crusty elbow

"Timmy, put some lotion on that discrusting elbow of yours."

by Kelsey"I'mHot"Yes December 17, 2011